The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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