haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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