Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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