When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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