so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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