Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
never play flip cup with pint glasses
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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