I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
do herpes really smell.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
