i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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