is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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