I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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