Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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