so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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