well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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