Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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