Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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