you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dignity is for republicans.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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