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(773): View more from Illinois

I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.

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(410): View more from Maryland

can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

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wasted?

(410): View more from Maryland

im pocohantasssss

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(541): View more from Oregon

No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.

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(813): View more from Florida

If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity

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(607): View more from New York

Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol

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