He asked to "fluff my boner.."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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