I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Define "chronic" masturbator.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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