I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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