Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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