lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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