Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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