it was like eating out sand paper
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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