yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Who died my cat blue again?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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