clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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