A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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