glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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