Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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