My balls are so social today.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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