His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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