were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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