It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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