Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
