I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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