I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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