I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
