Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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