Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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