Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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