They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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