No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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