Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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