We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
