I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Help. Why am I so naked?
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