so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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