What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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