after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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