i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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