Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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