it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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