If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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