I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My vagina is very pro this idea
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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