I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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