she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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