I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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