that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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