I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
