I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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