1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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